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Beano's Brilliant New Brain-Powered Quiz!

What are you thinking about? Porridge? Earthworms? The colour beige? Let's see what's going on in that big brainy head of yours!

Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:  April 1st 2022

Well, we've finally done it! We've made a quiz that can read your mind!

Basically, our Beano tech boffins have been beavering away at a new quiz system that can pick up on both brain and sound waves - all you have to do is make sure you follow the instructions word-for-word, whether that means thinking some thoughts or making a noise!

It's a new quiz system so it might be glitchy but we know how much you lot love answering questions so we wanted to give it a test run.

So what are you waiting for? We'd love you to give this a go and let us know how it works!

How to play...

  1. Think of something. It can be anything!
  2. Complete these tasks as instructed.
  3. We'll tell you exactly what you're thinking about! How easy could it be??



1... Go!


Close your eyes and picture yourself on a peaceful lake. Click the button below when you have done this.


Rub your hands on either side of your head. This will soften your brain and make it easier to read.


Now squawk like a duck, whilst wiggling your nose. This concentrates your thoughts in the part of your brain known as "Hoag's Gusset".


Next, count how many bacon dads are in this picture.


Now say "oh this soup is delicious, mummy" in a pirate voice.


OK. To help us read your mind we need to see a few different emotions. First, anger. Please shout at this cow.


Next, guilt. Please apologise to this cabbage for shouting at the cow.


Now, happiness. Do a little dance, clap your hands and hum a happy tune. DO NOT get embarrassed or it won't work!


We have almost read your mind. Now please rub your tummy whilst wiggling your tongue in and out.


Preparing results... Last one. Blow the loudest, longest raspberry you can! When you're ready, click the button below and we'll read your mind!

Uh oh - April Fools!

Did we get you? We can't really read your mind! But you knew that all along, right? Share this mind-reading quiz with your friends and family and tell them it really works... let's see if they fall for it! Oh, and by the way - nice duck impression! 😀