The first hint of stink should really make tears come to your eyes...
Now for the next niff; what smell should hit you second?
Now a lingering hint of doom, something earthy and damp!
Last, what liquid do you want to mix it with?
What are you going to mix it in?
And what would you use to deliver your stinkbomb?
Last but not least, who is your target?
That's just a mix of nice smelling stuff - fail!
Hmm... not bad for a beginner, but it smells a bit like vegetable soup...
Wow! Now that's a strong pong. My eyes are watering!
THAT Is one super-stench. Dennis himself would be proud!