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Cartoon Jokes

We've DRAWN together the most hilarious cartoon jokes ever!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 1st 2021

These cartoon jokes will definitely get a giggle out of you!
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What happened the first time Minnie and Mickey met?

It was glove at first sight!

What does Tom say in December?

Laughing ginger cat in front of a blue background

Jerry Christmas!

What's Gnasher's gang called?

The Gnash street kids!

What sort of job does a cartoon character get?

A paper round!

What does Dennis call a fish with wheels?

A skate-board!

What does Gnasher have with his fish and chips?

Mushy fleas!

Which Disney princess loves cows?

Laughing banana


What do you call Gnasher on a tropical beach?

A hot dog!

Why isn't Gnasher good at dancing?

Because he has two left feet!

What kind of deer is Homer Simpson's favourite?

Laughing brown dog

A doe!

What's Shrek's little brother called?


What's Timon and Pumbaa's favourite type of food?


What did Snow White say when she ordered some photos?

Some day my prints will come!

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?

Because he has bear feet!

Why did SpongeBob blush?

Because the seaweed!

What is Donald Duck's favourite snack?

White duck wearing a red bow tie


What is Shere Khan's favourite dip?


What do you call Bug's Bunny in a sauna with a headache?

A hot cross bunny!

What's red and black and goes 'Ouch'?

Dennis falling downstairs!

What's Mickey's favourite sport?

A mouse in red shorts

Minnie Golf!