10 Funny Clash of Clans Jokes & Puns
These Clash of Clan jokes will split your side faster than a Barbarian’s axe!
What’s that? We’re supposed to be writing an introduction for some Clash of Clans jokes and puns? We’re afraid we’re all too busy playing the highly addictive battle strategy game to do any work right now. We don’t even mind if our boss gives us the axe… It will only make our Barbarians attack strength stronger! Check out these funny Clash of Clans Jokes and Puns to bust out next time you rampage through an enemies village!
Why was there no food left in the Clash of Clans village?
Because everyone was a goblin!
Did you here about the goblin in Clash of Clans whose left arm and left leg was cut off by a barbarian?
Now he's all right!
What is the REAL definition of “Barbarian”?
Someone who cuts hair in a library!
How does a Clash of Clans’ Rider greet their family?
With hogs and kisses!
A golem walks into an Archer Tower and the archer says…
“Mr Livingstone, I presume?”
Why did the Yak call itself “Mighty”?
Because it’s an egomaniyak!
How do you power a Clash of Clans Electro Owl?
With a Battery Hen!
I saw a joke written on the side of a battle blimp
It went over my head!
In the future people might resort to barbarianism, form clans and start clashing over territory again!
That's feud for thought!
Clash of Clans Barbarian: “Who’s spade is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?”
Clash of Clans Miner: Mine!