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DGU 2 Quiz: Walter’s Dastardly Quiz!

Uh oh, Walter's taken over!

Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:Β  July 1st 2021

Uh oh - Walter's taken over this quiz and he's got some fiendishly tricky questions for you. Be warned! Some of the answers aren't what you think...

DGU 2 Quiz: Walter's Dastardly Quiz!


Who's the best character in The Beano?


If my gran's bungalow has pink wallpaper, pink carpets, pink curtains and a pink bathroom, what colour are the stairs?


What gets wetter the more it dries?


If a plane crashes on the border between India and China, where do they bury the survivors?


If you have a bowl with 9 oranges, how many do you have if you take away 5?


Which cheese is made backwards?


What has two arms and a face but no legs?


What's the most amount of times you can fold a piece of paper in half?


Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain on Earth?Β 


How many seconds are in a year?

Noooo! You've seen through all my fiendish questions! I suppose I should congratulate you, but I can't quite bring myself to do it

Aw, you've done pretty well unfortunately. Well done I suppose, you're smarter than you look

Looks like I've triumphed - you've only solved a few of my tricky questions! Try again!

Hah, I KNEW my fiendish quiz would be too difficult for you! Have another go if you dare!