Dennis & Gnasher's Epic Test!

The Epic Dennis and Gnasher Comic Collection is a brand new book packed with 160 pages of classic mayhem. It features all your favourite characters, plus a new time-traveling tale, 'Time for Trouble'.

To celebrate, we want to know how epic YOU are? This simple personality quiz will give you a definitive answer. Are you like Dennis and Gnasher, the Bash Street Kids or a lettuce leaf? Or are you a complete Walter? There's only one way to find out...

1/10

What's your favourite thing to do at the park?

Turn around and walk straight back home

Lie around and watch the clouds

Have a kickabout

Do some awesome tricks on the skateboard ramp

2/10

What's the biggest sandwich you've made?

Two slices of bread, one slice of ham

A salad sandwich so big you'd need help to carry it to the table

It was a sub sandwich the length of the school canteen

I once made a sandwich so big it took three people to eat it – over two days

3/10

Have you worn a virtual reality headset?

Why would I do that?

I'm not sure I want to

A few times and it was really fun

I wore one for an hour and it was so epic!

4/10

During a game of football, which player do you style yourself on?

If I have to play football, I'd pick that player... Mr. Messy?

Any impact substitute

Bukayo Saka

Harry Kane

5/10

How loud can you sneeze?

Quiet quietly as I think it's rude

Enough to get someone over the road by to say 'bless you'

It's probably louder than a balloon popping

Louder than a jet engine

6/10

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

As long as I need to as my mummy will be waiting in the car

30 minutes?

A few minutes

It depends what time I wake up but I can be ready in a split second if my friends are at the door

7/10

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What's the longest burp you've ever done?

I'm not answering that

I can't burp loudly, no matter how hard I try

So loud, it made the teacher almost sick

I once burped an entire song so loudly, the neighbour knocked on the door to tell me to be quiet

8/10

Can you do a wheelie?

A what?

No, I like watching BMX-ers do them though

About 10 metres or so

I can wheelie to the shops and back

9/10

What's the longest yawn you've ever made?

If I'm hearing about someone's good news, then for the duration of the story

3 seconds

When school starts and when school ends

Exactly 15 minutes when the teacher mentions homework, but no longer

10/10

What sport would you try given the opportunity?

Is there a sport involving being carried around?

Volleyball

Pole vault

I want to go on a jet ski and up a ramp!

Your Epic Rating is: WALTER

Your results have determined that you're a complete Walter. We can only assume you were answering the quiz that way on purpose, which is pretty epic. Oh no, we're confused now. Anyway, the result still stands!

Your Epic Rating is: A LETTUCE LEAF

You're as epic as a lettuce leaf, which is way more epic than Walter Brown. You're a leafy part of a healthy diet and more interesting to hang out with than the Mayor's son!

Your Epic Rating is: TOTALLY BASH STREET

You're as epic as the students of Bash Street School's Class 2B. You're a classroom packed with mayhem, fun and friendship. Totally epic!

Your Epic Rating is: DENNIS & GNASHER

If this quiz had a score, you'd have received 10 out of 10. You're as epic as Dennis and Gnasher. It's a scientific fact!

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