Disney Jokes

Taking inspiration from the world of Disney, here are our funny Disney jokes.

Where does Tarzan buy his clothes?

Jungle sales!

Why couldn’t Cinderella play cricket?

She always ran away from the ball!

Why can’t Cinderella play football?

Her coach is a pumpkin!

Why did Mickey Mouse fall over?

He had a Disney spell!

Doctor, doctor! Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.

How long have you been getting these Disney spells?!

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

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