Superhero Jokes

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Check out these super-strong, super-funny, superhero jokes! 

Plus, once you're done here, take flight with our Marvel superhero jokes. You might laugh so hard you get powers of your own!

Why didn't Spider-Man save the day?

He couldn't get out of the bath!

What do superheroes put in their drinks?

Just ice!

What month does Spider-Man hate?


Where is Spider-Man's home page?

On the web!

What does Batgirl wear to bed?

Her Dark Knight-gown!

Why doesn't Superman go out after dark?

Because he's afraid of krypto-night!

Which superhero has the tidiest clothes?

Iron-ing man!

Which hero loves hot chicken broth?


How did Peter Parker make his spider suit?

He checked the world wide web!

Who saves the world by hanging out in the toilet?

Flush Gordon

What do you call it when David Banner won't speak to you?

The incredible sulk!

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate all the worms!

What did Iron Man say to Ant-Man?

Stop bugging me!

What superhero uses public transport?

Bus Lightyear!

Why can't Bruce Wayne get a date?

He has bat-breath!

Which superhero needs to visit a dentist?

Plaque Panther!

What do you call Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked!

Which hero is the brightest?

The Flash!

What’s big, green and moody?

The Sulk!

What’s a superhero’s favourite part of a joke?

The punchline!

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