Superhero Jokes

Super jokes to the rescue!

Check out these super-strong, super-funny, superhero jokes! 

Plus, once you're done here, take flight with our Marvel superhero jokes. You might laugh so hard you get powers of your own!

Why doesn't Superman go out after dark?

Because he's afraid of krypto-night!

Which superhero has the tidiest clothes?

Iron-ing man!

Which hero loves hot chicken broth?

Souperman!

How did Peter Parker make his spider suit?

He checked the world wide web!

What does Batgirl wear to bed?

Her Dark Knight-gown!

Which superhero needs to visit a dentist?

Plaque Panther!

What do you call Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked!

Which hero is the brightest?

The Flash!

What’s big, green and moody?

The Sulk!

What’s a superhero’s favourite part of a joke?

The punchline!

What’s the difference between Batman and a criminal?

Batman goes shopping without Robin!

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