Superman Jokes

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! Its Beano's ludicrous collection of Superman jokes!

Lack of laughs at a criminal level? Find justice here with our giggle-inducing Superman jokes!

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How did Superman narrowly escape his death?

He tuned Kryptoff!

What did Superman name his dog?

Lex Woofer!

Why does Superman always carry an adapter plug with him?

Because he's from the DC universe!

What's the difference between Superman and a fly?

Superman can fly but a fly can't Superman!

What's the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent!

What do you call Clark Kent on his way out for dinner?

Supperman!

What's Superman's favourite drink?

Fruit punch!

Where does Superman go on holiday?

Cape town!

Why does Superman take direction from his hat?

Because it's his supervisor!

Need someone to save the day?

Superman can do it but Clark Kent!

Why was Superman the only person at the party?

The invitation said supervision required!

Why does Superman get out of dangerous situations?

Because he always has an S cape!

Why has Superman not got any friends?

Because he wears his underwear on top of his clothes!

Why did Superman flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty!

What do you find in Superman's bathroom?

Superbowl!

What do you get when you cross a pig and Superman?

The man of squeal!

Why is it so easy for Superman to jump higher than tall buildings?

Because buildings can't jump!

Why does Superman tell jokes while he runs?

He's an action comic!

What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a chowder?

Souperman!

Why doesn't Superman go out after dark?

Because he's afraid of krypto-night!

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