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Top 10 Funniest Evolution Jokes & Puns for Kids

Channel your inner Darwin and try these hilariously funny jokes on evolution!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  November 18th 2022

It’s been a while since Charles Darwin wrote about the fossil record showing that evolution was a thing. Apparently he found some funny bones and it lead to an in-gene-eous theory and a whole HMS Beagle full of jokes and puns! When you’ve adapted to constantly laughing, check out our nature jokes, facts and games and our collection of science puns and science info but don’t click on this page because there’s a missing link!

Have you read the origin of the species by Charles Darwin?

It starts off pretty basic but gets better over time!

What didn’t Charles Darwin play FIFA?

He’s Pro-Evolution Soccer!

Why the the evolutionary scientist give up work!

He couldn’t get into his genes!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Darwin: It is the logical next step after coming down from trees!

The fossil record…

Is literally rock solid evidence of evolution!

My grandad doesn’t believe in evolution…

He’s a primate change denier!

Apparently dolphins evolved from a land mammals…

Which completely defeets the porpoise!

Why is diaroea like Evolution?

It runs in your genes!

Why did the Beano take down their evolution facts page?

There was a missing link!

If evolution’s really a thing…

Why haven’t humming birds learned the words yet?