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Who travels in rainbow coloured Tardis?
Ended up in a party full of World Health Organisation medics…
Apparently I’ve gone to the wrong Doctor WHO convention!
Great to hear Dr. Who’s new herb range has won awards…
He’s a thyme lord!
Who is the scariest Time Lord?
What did Rose Tyler have for tea?
An Unidentified frying object!
What do you call a doctor in the sewers?
How does a Dalek keep its skin soft?
Why did the Cyberman cross the road?
To upgrade the person on the other side!
Why do the Daleks eat apples?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
What’s the opposite of K9?
Why didn’t the Dalek apply for a job at the job centre?
There wasn’t any temporal-shift work available!
Why does the Doctor regularly go to the dentist?
He doesn’t want to lose his K9!
What do you call a time-traveling cow?
What does a Sontaran take on holiday?
Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control?
He liked the job description, Exterminate! Exterminate!
What do you call a Dr. Seuss character with a medical degree?
What is Doctor Who’s favourite snack?
Doctor Who was still hungry after dinner….
So he went back four seconds!
Doctor Who is a terrible procrastinator.
He leaves everything for earlier!
Got around to watching Doctor Who after all these years.
It was about time!
What’s the greatest sci-fi show? Well subjectively it’s doctor who…
But objectively it’s doctor whom!
What kind of bread does Dr Who not eat?
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently…
After a few minutes, it shouts, “Eggs terminate!”