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24 Doctor Who Jokes To Make Even A Dalek Giggle

Funny Dr. Who jokes - Timeless laughs for all of The Doctor's fans!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 1st 2022

Waiting for the next series of Dr. Who? We've collected the most epic Dr. Who jokes of all time! 

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Who travels in rainbow coloured Tardis?

Dr Hue!

Ended up in a party full of World Health Organisation medics...

Apparently I’ve gone to the wrong Doctor WHO convention!

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Great to hear Dr. Who's new herb range has won awards...

He's a thyme lord!

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Who is the scariest Time Lord?

Doctor Boo!

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What did Rose Tyler have for tea?

An Unidentified frying object!

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What do you call a doctor in the sewers?

Doctor Poo!

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How does a Dalek keep its skin soft?


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Why did the Cyberman cross the road?

To upgrade the person on the other side!

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Why do the Daleks eat apples?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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What's the opposite of K9?


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Why didn't the Dalek apply for a job at the job centre?

There wasn't any temporal-shift work available!

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Why does the Doctor regularly go to the dentist?

He doesn't want to lose his K9!

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What do you call a time-traveling cow?

Doctor Moo!

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What does a Sontaran take on holiday?

Sun-taran lotion!

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Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control?

He liked the job description, Exterminate! Exterminate!

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What do you call a Dr. Seuss character with a medical degree?

Doctor Who!

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What is Doctor Who's favourite snack?


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Doctor Who was still hungry after dinner....

So he went back four seconds!

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Doctor Who is a terrible procrastinator.

He leaves everything for earlier!

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Got around to watching Doctor Who after all these years.

It was about time!

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What’s the greatest sci-fi show? Well subjectively it’s doctor who...

But objectively it’s doctor whom!

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What kind of bread does Dr Who not eat?

Dalek bread!

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What does Dr Who eat with their pizza?

Dalek bread!

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