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24 Doctor Who Jokes To Make Even A Dalek Giggle

Funny Dr. Who jokes - Timeless laughs for all of The Doctor's fans!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 23rd 2021

Waiting for the next series of Dr. Who? We've collected the most epic Dr. Who jokes of all time! 

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Who travels in rainbow coloured Tardis?

Dr Hue!

Ended up in a party full of World Health Organisation medics...

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Apparently I’ve gone to the wrong Doctor WHO convention!

Great to hear Dr. Who's new herb range has won awards...

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He's a thyme lord!

Who is the scariest Time Lord?

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Doctor Boo!

What did Rose Tyler have for tea?

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An Unidentified frying object!

What do you call a doctor in the sewers?

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Doctor Poo!

How does a Dalek keep its skin soft?

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Why did the Cyberman cross the road?

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To upgrade the person on the other side!

Why do the Daleks eat apples?

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Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!

What's the opposite of K9?

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Why didn't the Dalek apply for a job at the job centre?

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There wasn't any temporal-shift work available!

Why does the Doctor regularly go to the dentist?

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He doesn't want to lose his K9!

What do you call a time-traveling cow?

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Doctor Moo!

What does a Sontaran take on holiday?

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Sun-taran lotion!

Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control?

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He liked the job description, Exterminate! Exterminate!

What do you call a Dr. Seuss character with a medical degree?

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Doctor Who!

What is Doctor Who's favourite snack?

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Doctor Who was still hungry after dinner....

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So he went back four seconds!

Doctor Who is a terrible procrastinator.

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He leaves everything for earlier!

Got around to watching Doctor Who after all these years.

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It was about time!

What’s the greatest sci-fi show? Well subjectively it’s doctor who...

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But objectively it’s doctor whom!

What kind of bread does Dr Who not eat?

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Dalek bread!

I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...

After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"

What does Dr Who eat with their pizza?

Dalek bread!

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