Firework Jokes

Take off with these funny firework jokes...

Whether it's bonfire night or New Year's Eve, these funny firework jokes will brighten your evening!

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What happens when the firework sequence gets muddled?

They're bang out of order!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firework?


What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?

A firequacker!

Did you hear about the boy who broke into a fireworks factory?

The police let him off!

How's the fireworks business?


What did the dog say when it saw the firework go off?

Nothing, dogs can't talk!

What's a firework's favourite food?

Bangers and mash!

The police have arrested two men for stealing batteries and fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off!

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