20 Funny Fairy Jokes and Puns for Kids
Impress your friends with these hilariously funny jokes and puns about fairies.
Once upon a time there was a hilarious list of Fairy jokes and puns on the Beano website… We could finish the story but you probably know what comes next; a list of gigglesome, chuckleworthy and occassionally awful puns all about our favourite wish-giving mythical humanoid, the fairy. Could you find a better list of fairy jokes and puns anywhere else on the internet? I don’t thinkerbell!
Where does the tooth fairy find mislaid teeth?
Flossed property!
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Why was Tinkerbell embarrassed?
She Peter Pans!
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What do you call a fairy who refuses to wash her armpits?
StinkerBell!
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How does a fairy keep his trousers from falling down?
With a tinkerbelt!
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What kind of photos do fairies take?
Elfies!
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I went to a blonde fairy convention. The ticket price wasn’t too expensive…
It was a very fair fare for a fair fairy fayre!
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What did the cow say when she saw a fairy in the clover?
Nothing, cows can’t talk!
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Did you hear about the long fairytale where a robot looks after a giant lizard?
You could say it tends to dragon!
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I bought a broken Cinderella Figure. Luckily the Disney store replaced it…
It was a fair retail ending!
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My little sister wanted a fairy tale party…
I gave her some bread crumbs and left her in the forest!
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The fairy website has low quality images…
They’re pixielated!
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What do you call a tiny fairy?
Shrinkerbell!
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Rapunzel is a…
Hairy Tale!
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What do you call a clever fairy?
ThinkerBell!
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Why don’t fairies live in toadstools?
Because there’s not mushroom!
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A magical creature granted me three fishes..
It was my fairy codmother!
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Did you hear about the fairy rock ‘n’ roll star?
He was called Elfish Pressley!
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What is a fairy’s favourite fizzy drink?
Sprite!
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What do fairies learn in school?
The elf-abet!
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How do magical sprites wash up?
With fairy liquid!
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