Music Jokes

Funny music jokes from Beano!

Hear the tinkle of laughter with these funny music jokes from Beano's master joke tellers. 

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What does a marching band member use to brush his teeth?

A tuba toothpaste!

What musical instrument do robots play?

Cyborgans!

What is a Robot's favourite kind of music?

Heavy metal!

Which footballer is also a hip-hop star?

Megan RAPinoe!

Who is a bee's favourite singer?

Sting!

What’s a rabbit’s favourite type of music?

Hip-Hop!

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

De-composing!

Which musical instrument is the best at catching fish?

A clarinet!

Which pet is the loudest?

A trumpet!

What's Peter Pan's least favorite part of a song?

The hook!

What kind of music does Buzz Lightyear listen to?

Neptunes!

What music do Minecraft players listen to?

Bedrock 'n' roll!

What is a skeleton's favourite musical instrument?

The trom-BONE!

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

All they ever say is "Bach-Bach-Bach"!

What's a mummy's favourite kind of music?

Wrap!

What kind of music do planets like?

Nep-tunes!

Why don’t composers use email?

They write notes!

What’s the most musical part of a fish?

The scales!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

What's the most musical part of a turkey?

The drumstick!

Why are drummers never late?

They beat the clock!

Why did the musician keep her trumpet in the fridge?

She liked cool music!

What makes music on your head?

A hairband!

What is Tchaikovsky doing now?

De-composing!

What was Beethoven's favourite fruit?

Ba-na-na-NAAA!

How is Drake like an elf?

He spends all his time wrapping!

If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who's most likely to get struck by lightning?

The conductor!

What’s black, white and noisy?

A zebra playing the drums!

Where would you find a rubber trumpet?

In an elastic band!

What has 88 keys but can’t open a door?

A piano!

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste!

Did you hear about the music shop robbery?

Thieves made off with the lute!

How do you make Lady Gaga cross?

Poker face!

What keeps jazz musicians on the floor?

Groovity!

Which musical instruments can catch fish?

Castanets!

What kind of music are balloons scared of?

Pop!

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