41 Music Jokes Which Strike The Right Note
Funny music jokes from Beano!
Hear the tinkle of laughter with these funny music jokes from Beano’s master joke tellers.
What is bread’s favourite Beatles song?
All you need is loaf!
What’s an avocado’s favourite type of music?
Guac n’ roll!
Who’s a llama’s favourite singer?
Llama Del Ray!
What does a marching band member use to brush his teeth?
A tuba toothpaste!
What musical instrument do robots play?
What is a Robot’s favourite kind of music?
Which footballer is also a hip-hop star?
Who is a bee’s favourite singer?
What’s a rabbit’s favourite type of music?
What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
Which musical instrument is the best at catching fish?
Which pet is the loudest?
What’s Peter Pan’s least favourite part of a song?
What kind of music does Buzz Lightyear listen to?
What music do Minecraft players listen to?
Bedrock ‘n’ roll!
What is a skeleton’s favourite musical instrument?
Why did Mozart hate chickens?
All they ever say is “Bach-Bach-Bach”!
How is Drake like an elf?
He spends all his time wrapping!
What’s a mummy’s favourite kind of music?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why don’t composers use email?
They write notes!
What’s the most musical part of a fish?
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can’t tuna fish!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
Why are drummers never late?
They beat the clock!
Why did the musician keep her trumpet in the fridge?
She liked cool music!
What makes music on your head?
How do farmers listen to music?
With beets by Dre!
What is Tchaikovsky doing now?
What was Beethoven’s favourite fruit?
If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who’s most likely to get struck by lightning?
Where would you find a rubber trumpet?
In an elastic band!
What’s black, white and noisy?
A zebra playing the drums!
Did you hear about the music shop robbery?
Thieves made off with the lute!
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste!
What has 88 keys but can’t open a door?
How do you make Lady Gaga cross?
What keeps jazz musicians on the floor?
Which musical instruments can catch fish?
What kind of music are balloons scared of?