Hear the tinkle of laughter with these funny music jokes from Beano's master joke tellers.
What's a mummy's favourite kind of music?
Why don’t composers use email?
They write notes!
What’s the most musical part of a fish?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
What's the most musical part of a turkey?
Why are drummers never late?
They beat the clock!
Why did the musician keep her trumpet in the fridge?
She liked cool music!
What makes music on your head?
If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who's most likely to get struck by lightning?
What’s black, white and noisy?
A zebra playing the drums!
Where would you find a rubber trumpet?
In an elastic band!
What has 88 keys but can’t open a door?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste!
Did you hear about the music shop robbery?
Thieves made off with the lute!
What kind of music do planets like?
How do you make Lady Gaga cross?
What keeps jazz musicians on the floor?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish!
Which musical instruments can catch fish?
What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?