Hear the tinkle of laughter with these funny music jokes from Beano's master joke tellers.
What’s a rabbit’s favourite type of music?
Which musical instrument is the best at catching fish?
Which pet is the loudest?
What's Peter Pan's least favorite part of a song?
What kind of music does Buzz Lightyear listen to?
What music do Minecraft players listen to?
Bedrock 'n' roll!
What's a mummy's favourite kind of music?
Why don’t composers use email?
They write notes!
What’s the most musical part of a fish?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
What's the most musical part of a turkey?
Why are drummers never late?
They beat the clock!
Why did the musician keep her trumpet in the fridge?
She liked cool music!
What makes music on your head?
Why did Mozart hate chickens?
All they ever say is "Bach-Bach-Bach"!
What is Tchaikovsky doing now?
What was Beethoven's favourite fruit?
How is Drake like an elf?
He spends all his time wrapping!
If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who's most likely to get struck by lightning?