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Gravity Falls Jokes

Dipper into these triple funny Gravity Falls Jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  June 16th 2022

If there’s anything funnier than Grunckle Stan’s lines in Gravity Falls then we’d like to hear it! Sadly, Gravity Falls has finished it’s last season, but just in case you’re pining for the Pines, or at a loss for Soos, hears a shack full of super funny Gravity Falls jokes!

Stanley Pine’s so scruffy!

He needs to spruce himself up!

What’s Dipper’s favourite fruit?

A pineapple!

Why are the Pines so bad at sewing?

The always drop their needles! 

A handful of pine cones

What’s Waddles’ favourite arcade at the Mystery Fair?

The Slop Machines!

Why did the kid from Gravity falls order ketchup with his fries?

He’s Dipper!

Why is Disney+ so serious?

It delivers things with Gravity (Falls)!

Why was Isacc Newton watching TV?

He discovered Gravity Falls!

Soos walks into the Mystery Shack…


Did you know that the mystery shack is held up with string?

I’ve got to say… It really ties the room together!

How many listens does Mabel’s favourite Boyband get?

Sev'ral Timez

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mabel! Mabel who?

Mabel doesn't work!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who?

Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore!

What does Jesus Ramirez do when someone slanders him?

He Soos!

What’s a weasals favourite ride at the Grunkle Stan’s Mystery fair?

The Ferrets Wheel!

What happens when Grunkle Stan lost his dog?

Stanley pines

What do you get when you cross Waddles and Mabel?

A porky-pine!

Did you see the episode where Waddles stole Dippers TV?

He was a hamburglar!

How does Dipper open his amazon delivery?

With a Grunkle Stanley knife!

Did you see the episode of Gravity Falls when Waddles had laryngitis?

He was disgruntled.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who?

Wendy next season of Gravity Falls out?