I am Groot (and these Groot jokes are Unbe-leaf-ably funny!)
Groot is everybody’s favourite Guardian from Guardian’s of the Galaxy! If you haven’t seen it, he’s treemendously strong you and always end up rooting for him no matter how stumped he gets. It doesn’t matter who you are, where you live, or what you do; there’s three words we all long to hear…
”I am Groot!”
Knock Knock! Who’s there?
I am Groot!
If you want to learn how to draw superheroes start with Groot…
He's a stick figure!
What did Groot wear to the pool?
What did the beaver say to Groot!
It’s been nice gnawing you!
What do the Guardians of the Galaxy drink?
What did Groot say when he got married?
I am Groom!
Did you hear about Groot’s middle-aged relative?
How did Groot get onto TikTok!
He logged in!
Groot’s my best frenemy!
He’s always throwing shade!
Baby Groot’s in trouble at the tree nursery…
He was being knotty!
Why did Groot take a nap?
What do Groot‘s kids say?
I am Fruit!
Why would Groot make a terrible spy?
He's an obvious plant!
Did you know that Groot never shaves?
He's against deforestation!
Did you hear that Groot plays basketball?
He scores a lot of tree pointers!
Groot betrayed the Guardians!
It was treeson!
Why is Groot so chilled?
He goes with the phloem!
What’s Groot’s least favourite month?
Why does Groot not like cricket?
He hates being stumped!
What’s Groot’s favourite subject at school?