Harry Hill's Best Jokes Ever!

We sat funny man Harry Hill down and asked him to tell us a joke… and he did!

As part of his takeover of Beano (click here to see what happened!) to celebrate the release of Harry's book, Matt Millz, we sat Harry down and asked him to tell us some of his best gags! Here are a few of our favourites…

When you're done here, don't forget to head over to our silly jokes page or to the Joke Generator for even more LOLz.

Headteacher: "Do you know how many teachers work at this school?"

Teacher: "I'd say about half of them!"

Waiter, what's your thumb doing on my steak?

I didn't want it to fall on the floor again…

Doctor, doctor! How long can a person live without a brain?

I don't know… How old are you?

Introducing Matt Millz...

Harry Hill's great book is all about the youngest stand up comedian in the world! He's studied the best. He's memorised all the advice. He spends hours writing new gags and thinking up crazy sketches… So when the school run a talent contest, of course he's going to enter!

Matt Millz
Image by Faber
A laughing emoji face linking through to Beano's silly jokes

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