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How Daft Is Your Dad?

Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:ย  July 1st 2021

Dads are daft โ€“ that's a fact. But with a bit of help from Beano's new book Wise(ish) Words, you can train them up pretty good! But first, you'll need to know just how daft they are with this daft dad test!

Are you ready? Then let's begin...

1/10 A person using a drill during a DIY project

What's your dad like when it comes to DIY?

2/10 A fashionable gentleman

How does your dad dress?

3/10 A dog in a smart raincoat

Your dad has been tasked with buying a coat for the family dog. What does he come back with?

4/10 A dad dressed as a superhero

How does your dad act at your birthday parties?

5/10 A man in a sleeping bag

Can your dad set up a tent when you go camping?

6/10 A man smelling a bad fart

What does your dad do if he accidentally does a fart?

7/10 Whoopee cushion

You bring home a whoopee cushion. How does your dad react?

8/10 Man in a rubber ring

Does your dad ever embarrass you on purpose?

9/10 A man shampooing his hair

Your dad is washing his hair in the sink for some reason. Pick one thing he does.

10/10 A man in a suit popping bubble wrap

There's some bubble wrap lying around. What does your dad do when he finds it?

Result: NOT DAFT

Your dad is: 100% Sensible

Your dad is the type of person who will actually sit down and read instructions before doing anything that requires a hammer. He's always in control of the situation and is a bit boring, really! rnrnBut even the most sensible of dads could learn a thing or two from Dennis' new book, Wise-ish Words!


Your dad is: QUITE DAFT!

Your dad is the type of person who's generally sensible, but has moments when logic goes out of the window and is a bit daft. A bit like a dog around 6pm. Even so, he could pick up some blam life tips from our new book Wise-ish Words by Dennis!

Result: SO DAFT

Your dad is: SO DAFT!

Your dad is so daft, he's like a sock puppet covered in smaller socks. There's still hope, though. He could learn a lot if he reads our new book Wise-ish Words by Dennis!

Result: 100 PER CENT DAFT

Your dad is: 100% DAFT!

If you look up 'daft' in the dictionary, it's a big picture of your dad waving and wondering how he ended up in a book. Speaking of books, we think your dad could learn a lot from from our new book Wise-ish Words by Dennis!

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