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This How Smart Are You Quiz Will Blow Your Mind!

Do you eat cryptic crosswords for breakfast? Can you bend spoons with your mind? Take this quiz and find out how smart you really are!

Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:  November 19th 2022

Working out how intelligent someone is is famously hard - in fact, it's often impossible because there are so many different types of intelligence. And what is intelligence, anyway? We might never know for sure. So in the meantime, we've made a simple 10 question quiz so you can get an answer to this conundrum right now! The results won't get you into Oxford or Harvard, but it's a good place to start.

Ready to find out how smart you really are? Answer these questions and we'll find out!


What's your favourite subject at school?

2/10 Fruit and vegetables
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Cilantro is the American way of saying... what?

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Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?


Which of these continents has a desert on it?


What colour is lobster blood?


What's the point of being smart?


"Rhythm" is... what?


Which of these is NOT a type of bird?


The smartest answer to any question is usually what?

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What makes a person or animal intelligent?

You're pretty smart!

You're no fool! You're definitely pretty smart, and you know a good amount about a wide range of differet sorts of things. You might not be top of your class in everything, but that doesn't really mean anything. Nice work! Do you think you might be smarter than this? Have another go at this quiz and find out!

You're really smart!

You know loads of stuff! You love learning interesting facts and are great at remembering details. You do pretty well at school too, and have lots of creative hobbies. Sometimes you don't 100% other people's jokes, but that's normal. Do you think you might be even smarter than this? Have another go at this quiz and find out!

You're mega smart!

You're a real brainbox! You know loads about lots of different things - from science to history to silly jokes. As well as being able to remember info, you're great at coming up with new ideas (and that's what being smart is all about - trust us, we're REALLY smart). Being as smart as you also means you know that there is always WAY more stuff out there to learn. So don't stop learning! Do you think you might be even smarter than this? Have another go at this quiz and find out!

You're unbelievably, incomprehensibly, stupidly smart!

You are maybe the smartest person on Earth! You can speak other languages, have mastered creative thinking, know all about science, and connect it all together to solve all sorts of difficult puzzles! You obviously get grades at school, but more than that, you're smart enough to know how to have fun at the same time! Right? Now... go save the world! (Or do more quizzes)