Wise(ish) Words by Dennis is a collection of quotes by Beanotown’s most blam 10-year-old and is a perfect gift for Father’s Day. This got us thinking – how similar to Dennis is your dad? Take this quiz and you can get the answers quicker than you can say ‘DIY DISASTER!’…
The sun's out and it's time for a barbecue. What's your dad's motto when it comes to such danger?
A shelf needs putting up and your dad needs help. What does he say?
Your dad is thinking out loud about whether the shed needs tidying. What do you hear him say to himself?
What's the best piece of advice your dad has given you?
The last time your dad did the laundry, he left a red sock in the white wash. What does he say this time?
It's your dad's turn to do the washing up. What might you hear him mutter during the task?
Your dad's car is under an inch of dirt. What kind of thing would he most likely say first?
Look, it's your dad and he's keen to do the vacuuming. What's he most likely to say?
Inspired by the Great British Bake Off, your dad fancies baking a cake. What's he most likely to say?
Your dad's bought some clippers and is going to give himself a haircut. What will he say at the end?
Your dad is nothing like Dennis, judging by this result. Maybe he should start a band, get a dog and start causing mischief in Beanotown, then you can take the quiz again! That man is a perfect candidate for the new book, Wise-ish Words by Dennis. One read and he'll simply become like Beano's blammest legend!
Your dad's Dennis rating: 25%
Your dad doesn't really have any Dennis qualities, but once did a cool skateboard trick but that might have been by accident! You could always show him the new book, Wise-ish Words by Dennis, so he can brush up on his Dennis' philosophies and become the truest Menace he can be!
Your dad definitely has some Dennis-like qualities. Does he own a catapult or a skateboard? Thought so. But if you think your dad could sharpen up his Dennis-like skills, why not show him the new book, Wise-ish Words by Dennis?
Your dad is so like Dennis, we wouldn't be surprised if he had black spiky hair and a red and black striped jumper! In fact, he's Dennis and his dad – COMBINED! If your dad wants even more tips on how to be like Dennis, why not point him in the direction of our new book, Wise-ish Words by Dennis?