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Is Your Dad a Dennis?

Is your dad a Dennis the Menace character or is he totally sensible. Find out now!

Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:Β  August 24th 2023

Wise(ish) Words by Dennis is a collection of quotes by Beanotown’s most blam 10-year-old and is a perfect gift for Father’s Day.Β This got us thinking – how similar to Dennis is your dad? Take this quiz and you can get the answers quicker than you can say 'DIY DISASTER!'...

1/10 A roaring barbecue

The sun's out and it's time for a barbecue. What's your dad's motto when it comes to such danger?

2/10 A dad preparing to do some DIY

A shelf needs putting up and your dad needs help. What does he say?

3/10 A man and a shed

Your dad is thinking out loud about whether the shed needs tidying. What do you hear him say to himself?

4/10 A dad offering advice to his son

What's the best piece of advice your dad has given you?

5/10 A bottle of milk in a washing machine

The last time your dad did the laundry, he left a red sock in the white wash. What does he say this time?

6/10 A pile of washing up

It's your dad's turn to do the washing up. What might you hear him mutter during the task?

7/10 A dirty car

Your dad's car is under an inch of dirt. What kind of thing would he most likely say first?

8/10 A man using a remote controlled robot cleaner

Look, it's your dad and he's keen to do the vacuuming. What's he most likely to say?

9/10 Kids eating a big cake

Inspired by the Great British Bake Off, your dad fancies baking a cake. What's he most likely to say?

10/10 A man giving himself a haircut

Your dad's bought some clippers and is going to give himself a haircut. What will he say at the end?

Result: NOPE


Your dad is nothing like Dennis, judging by this result. Maybe he should start a band, get a dog and start causing mischief in Beanotown, then you can take the quiz again! That man is a perfect candidate for the new book, Wise-ish Words by Dennis. One read and he'll simply become like Beano's blammest legend!

Result: MAYBE

Your dad's Dennis rating: 25%

Your dad doesn't really have any Dennis qualities, but once did a cool skateboard trick but that might have been by accident! You could always show him the new book, Wise-ish Words by Dennis, so he can brush up on his Dennis' philosophies and become the truest Menace he can be!

Result: YEP


Your dad definitely has some Dennis-like qualities. Does he own a catapult or a skateboard? Thought so. But if you think your dad could sharpen up his Dennis-like skills, why not show him the new book, Wise-ish Words by Dennis?

Result: Definitely


Your dad is so like Dennis, we wouldn't be surprised if he had black spiky hair and a red and black striped jumper! In fact, he's Dennis and his dad – COMBINED! If your dad wants even more tips on how to be like Dennis, why not point him in the direction of our new book, Wise-ish Words by Dennis?

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