Mario Is No Longer A Plumber!
The world's most famous plumber isn't a plumber anymore, so what does anything even mean?
Crazy news about Mario!
Ninty have just released a profile of him, and according to that (or what we could make out), he's not a plumber anymore! Time for Beano to dig a little deeper…
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3rd party content, see our FAQHang on, he's been a plumber for 34 years…
Ever since the very excellent 1983 game Mario Bros. Ask your grandad.
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3rd party content, see our FAQ…but now his profile says he USED to be a plumber.
And now he's into sports and "anything cool". Man's gotta pay the bills somehow though, right?
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3rd party content, see our FAQHe could be a cab driver.
Hey, he's had plenty of experience in Super Mario Kart.
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3rd party content, see our FAQAnd there was a game years ago where he was a doctor.
This is Dr Mario. It was okay… But what other jobs could Mario do? We had a think…
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3rd party content, see our FAQHe could deliver pizzas!
"You want some mushrooms on that?"
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Or teach kids like YOU!
"Hi kids, open your text book at Drainpipes…"
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Or he could be a dentist!
(This is terrifying. Never do it again - Ed)
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He could be an MMA fighter...
We may be going a bit weird now
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Actually, ignore all that - look how cool he looks as a firefighter!
He could put out Bowser's flame breath!
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