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Quiz: Get Your Very Own Poem!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you answer these, there's a poem for you!

Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:  September 28th 2017

Write Me A Poem For #WorldPoetryDay!

1/5 A delicious looking burger

If a friend of yours is eating a delicious meal, what do you do?

2/5 A pair of feet resting by an open fire, relaxing

It's the weekend! What have you got planned for your Saturday?

3/5 The television, what a great invention!

What do you like watching on telly?


What do you want to be when you grow up?


5/5 Which picture are you most likely to have on your wall?

I’m a furious young pirate – what an angry floating dude. I sail the seven seas while in a flippin’ awful mood. I sailed beneath a rainbow, with its colour oh so vivid, But I didn’t pay attention – I was busy being livid.

Your poem is THE ANGRY PIRATE!

If you’re not a big celebrity, you know deep in your heart That it doesn’t matter all that much if someone hears you fart. But if you’re really famous, then you just don’t have that choice – It gets in all the papers if you blast your bottom voice.

Your poem is CELEBRITY WIND!

The thing with being Voldemort that no-one bears in mind (Because they tend to dwell on how he’s ever so unkind), Is that, because his nose is so disfigured, gnarled and scarred, He sneezes bogies straight ahead – that must be really hard.
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I don’t like eating vegetables. I don’t like eating meat. Cakes and crisps and sausages aren’t things I want to eat. There’s just one food I have to have – I eat it all the time – That’s gooey, sludgy, muddy, mucky, lovely stringy slime.

Your poem is EATING SLIME!