20 Royal Family Jokes That Take the Crown
Have a right, royal guffaw at these hilarious Royal Family Jokes!
Princes, Dukes, Queens and Heirs Apparent… They’re all part of the British Royal Family, and we hope they’ve got a good sense of humour because comedians would play a princely sum to get their hands on theseeRoyal Family Jokes. They’re the crown jewels of the comedy world, and we’re not joKing… One is VERY amused!
*This page also features jokes about Knights of the Realm who aren’t technically Royal but we think that’s splitting heirs!
What’s the difference between Prince Charles and a frisbee?
One is heir to the throne the other is thrown in the air!
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When they play Musical chairs at Prince George’s birthday…
They call it Game of Thrones!
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What does the Queen eat with chips?
Buckingham Plaice!
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What did the Queen do after burping?
Issue a Royal Pardon!
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What happens after the Prince Harry does a poo?
A royal flush!
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Why did Prince Charles goto the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned!
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What do you call the royal family when they’re skiing up the Alps?
High Society!
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I heard when Prince George was born he was a delivered late!
Typical Royal Male.
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Prince Charles is the wicket keeper…
Camilla Parker Bowls!
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Why can’t Meghan Markle go to Starbucks anymore?
They don't serve royal-tea!
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Someone farted when they knelt to be knighted by the queen…
It was a noble gas!
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What’s the difference between Prince Charles and a naked mole rat?
One is the heir apparent and the other has no hair apparent!
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What do you call a Royal doing an ollie?
Princess Skate!
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What do Republicans listen to on the iBuds?
Royalty free music!
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Who is the heaviest member of the British royal family?
The Prince of Whales!
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Why was the Queen sleepy?
She had too many sleepless Knights!
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Where does the Queen keep her armies?
Up her sleevies!
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Last year the Queen knighted one person too many…
It was Sir Plus!
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Did you hear about the royal who’s exactly twelve inches tall?
They say he’ll be a great ruler!
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Today the Royal baby name is finally revealed
What sort of name is "finally revealed"?
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