Don't forget to duck!
Sometimes you just have to get out of the way!
Don't waste your breath talking!
Everyone's having fun - if you want to chat, prepare for a splat!
Never stand still
In food fights, if you snooze, you lose! Or you get hit by a sausage...
Don't be scared to think big!
Sometimes, the only tactic that will work is surprise!
Rally the troops!
You can't have a food fight on your own - so get organised and rope in all your chums!