Stuck at Home Fortune Teller - What Should I Do Today?

Ask the Great Zorbo for some boredom-busting tips from the spirit world!

One question has bothered humankind for thousands of years... what on earth should I do today?

You could just do something you know you like, but that's a bit boring. So, why not put your trust in this totally not-dodgy magic ball instead?

Enter Zorbo the Soothsayer! *Thunderclap*

 "I am Zorbo. I see the past, present, and the future up to next week. I can communicate with ghosts, the dream world, and (for an extra fee) goldfish. I shall solve thine riddle."

1/8

I sense a presence in this room. Do you have any pets?

2/8

A strange vision comes to you in a dream. Tell me my child, what do you see?

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Pick a card, any card:

4/8

Intriguing. And what do you see in this old teabag?

Totally Random Questions

Are you…

Answering this question won’t affect your score.

5/8

What's written inside this Fortune Cookie?

6/8

Which of these objects has the greatest spiritual power?

7/8

The spirits are talking to me... They say someone in your family eats crisps sometimes. Maybe once a week, but could be more. Or less. Am I correct?

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The spirits have chosen this card. What could it mean?

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