Stuck at Home Fortune Teller – What Should I Do Today?
Ask the Great Zorbo for some boredom-busting tips from the spirit world!
One question has bothered humankind for thousands of years… what on earth should I do today?
You could just do something you know you like, but that’s a bit boring. So, why not put your trust in this totally not-dodgy magic ball instead?
Enter Zorbo the Soothsayer! *Thunderclap*
“I am Zorbo. I see the past, present, and the future up to next week. I can communicate with ghosts, the dream world, and (for an extra fee) goldfish. I shall solve thine riddle.“
I sense a presence in this room. Do you have any pets?
A strange vision comes to you in a dream. Tell me my child, what do you see?
Pick a card, any card:
Intriguing. And what do you see in this old teabag?
What's written inside this Fortune Cookie?
Which of these objects has the greatest spiritual power?
The spirits are talking to me… They say someone in your family eats crisps sometimes. Maybe once a week, but could be more. Or less. Am I correct?
The spirits have chosen this card. What could it mean?
Zorbo says: Read a Book!
I have asked the stars and the moons and the council of heavenly beings. They have scratched their divine chins and given us an answer. Try reading a good book – maybe an adventure one. I dunno, it's up to you.That will be £12.50, please.
Zorbo says: Make Something!
I have gazed deep within and searched the auras for an answer. The spirits of the cosmos speak in whispers, and they say you should make something. Like a craft project or something out of LEGO. Up to you, really.That will be £12.50, please.
Zorbo says: Learn Something New!
I have summoned the ghosts of the ancients, and they have shared their wisdom. You should try learning something fun – like some new facts about the world, or even some magic tricks. No, I can't be more specific.That will be £12.50, please.
Zorbo says: Prank someone!
I have searched the books of the elders, and I have found the solution to your problem. Get your whoopie cushions and googly eyes out, because the ancients think you should pull a prank on someone today. The spirits are truly with you, my child.That will be £12.50, please.