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Stuck at Home Fortune Teller – What Should I Do Today?

Ask the Great Zorbo for some boredom-busting tips from the spirit world!

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Last Updated:  July 1st 2021
First Published:  April 30th 2020

One question has bothered humankind for thousands of years... what on earth should I do today?

You could just do something you know you like, but that's a bit boring. So, why not put your trust in this totally not-dodgy magic ball instead?

Enter Zorbo the Soothsayer! *Thunderclap*

 "I am Zorbo. I see the past, present, and the future up to next week. I can communicate with ghosts, the dream world, and (for an extra fee) goldfish. I shall solve thine riddle."

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I sense a presence in this room. Do you have any pets?

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A strange vision comes to you in a dream. Tell me my child, what do you see?

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Pick a card, any card:

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Intriguing. And what do you see in this old teabag?

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What's written inside this Fortune Cookie?

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Which of these objects has the greatest spiritual power?

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The spirits are talking to me... They say someone in your family eats crisps sometimes. Maybe once a week, but could be more. Or less. Am I correct?

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The spirits have chosen this card. What could it mean?

Zorbo says: Read a Book!

I have asked the stars and the moons and the council of heavenly beings. They have scratched their divine chins and given us an answer. Try reading a good book - maybe an adventure one. I dunno, it's up to you.That will be £12.50, please.

Zorbo says: Make Something!

I have gazed deep within and searched the auras for an answer. The spirits of the cosmos speak in whispers, and they say you should make something. Like a craft project or something out of LEGO. Up to you, really.That will be £12.50, please.

Zorbo says: Learn Something New!

I have summoned the ghosts of the ancients, and they have shared their wisdom. You should try learning something fun - like some new facts about the world, or even some magic tricks. No, I can't be more specific.That will be £12.50, please.

Zorbo says: Prank someone!

I have searched the books of the elders, and I have found the solution to your problem. Get your whoopie cushions and googly eyes out, because the ancients think you should pull a prank on someone today. The spirits are truly with you, my child.That will be £12.50, please.

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