It was great to finally see a young, funny Spider-Man up on the big screen – and if that wasn't enough, he was played by a British dude!
It turns out even in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (trademark probably), schools make you watch rubbish old videos on bad TVs!
Space's coolest bunch of rag-tag misfits got even cooler this summer, and there wasn't a dry eye in the cinema after Yondu's big ending! Sob!
Like, that's RIDICULOUS. Nothing should be that cute.
There's just something about ridiculous yellow idiots that's just incredibly watchable!
An '80s-obsessed former child star who's trying to dance-fight his way to global domination? That's stupidly amazing!
Superman can keep his silly cape, Batman can keep his dorky tool belt – Wonder Woman's shield and lasso are so much cooler!
Everyone in the cinema was tense and sweaty during them! And it was so LOUD!
Emma Watson will always be Hermione to us, but it turns out she's also an excellent Belle! Ding dong!
<sobbing right now>
It was better than part 2 (and what isn't?), and possibly even better than the first one! That never happens!
NO WE DIDN'T CRY, YOU CRIED.
It turns out Dav Pilkey's illustrations actually translate really hilariously into 3D!
They're one of the best things about the Captain Underpants books, so seeing them on the big screen was incredible!
His posho Shakespearian tones coming out of a poo... Incredible!
What a weird, weird, great summer.