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How Smiffy Are You? These 8 Questions Will Tell You!

Answer these 8 questions to see if you think like Smiffy!

Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:  July 1st 2021

1/8 Teacher gave everyone homework - to keep a DIARY. But how did Smiffy get started?

2/8 Smiffy's hat isn't backwards

Would you ever return a hat because it was the right way round? 


3/8 Which pet do you think is best?

4/8 Smiffy in a race

Has anybody ever told you that you would need instructions for a footrace?


5/8 Penny for your thoughts?

6/8 Smiffy's Phone

Have you ever been woken up by somebody phoning a wrong number?


7/8 Which birthday gift would be Smiffy's favourite?

8/8 Smiffy goes to work

Have you ever gotten confused and gone to work instead of school?

107% Smiffy

You're even more Smiffy than Smiffy!tPut the kettle on, it’s time for a fish and chip dance party.

72% Smiffy

Time to memorise the alphabet for a fun paint-by-numbers! You’re nearly almost just about three-quarters Smiffy.

55.5% Smiffy

Go water the plants – but put a coat on, it’s raining! Half-Smiffy is still mostly Smiffy.


You eat the doughnut, but leave the hole. We’re all a little bit Smiffy – being different is what makes life interesting!


You’re not Smiffy at all! In Beanotown, we call that boring!