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Piebald Horse, Unicorn… Which Horse Are You? Quiz

Are you on you high horse or is it pasture bedtime? Take the quiz and find out what horse breed you are!

Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:  July 27th 2023

Giddy up, horse lovers! These animals are the ultimate four-legged wonders that have galloped their way right onto this particular page of the Beano. Woah there!

With their flowing manes and clip-cloppy hooves, horses have been our trusted pals for centuries. From knights in shining armour to cowboys of the Wild West, these literal neigh-sayers have been at our side throughout history's greatest adventures as well as nice things to look at when you drive past a big field.

Horses come in many shapes and sizes, and they all have unique qualities. Whether it's the gentle nature of a Clydesdale or the swift agility of an Arabian, there's a equine star for every horse enthusiast!

Not only are they fantastic riding companions, but horses also teach us valuable life lessons. The bond between horse and rider helps you learn the value of trust, patience, and understanding, creating unbreakable friendships. They're wonderful to hoove around, really.

Have you

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What is your favourite snack? 

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Pick a famous horse

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Choose another animal

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Choose a book starring horses

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What colour are you?

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Where would you most like to hang out?

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How do you like to wear your mane? 

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Where do you sleep? 

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How would you describe your look? 

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What is your favourite type of film? 

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Who is your best friend?  

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What is your pet hate?

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What do your farts smell of?

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What song would you be? 

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 If you couldn’t be a horse what would you be? 


You are a miniature pony! Small and feisty, you are the sassiest thing to flawlessy trot across a meadow. Nice work, Harry Trotter!

Wild Mustang!

You are a wild mustang! Untamed and more than a little cray, you're the cowboy’s horse of choice - but they have to catch you first! 

Piebald Horse!

You are a piebald horse! Not bald, but very much into pies as their name suggests. They have often been caught hanging around pie shops... but scatter when sprayed with cold gravy.


Yep, you're a unicorn. Sparkly and magical, You like nothing better than granting wishes and eating rainbows. You may think that unicorns are not a breed of horse, but they are. Don't bother to look it up, just take our word for it.