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Quiz: Which FIFA 18 Player Are You?

Let this very scientific quiz determine which computer-generated footballer you're most like!

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Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:  March 9th 2021

Which FIFA 18 Player Are You?

1/6 Happy Birthday

How will you celebrate your next birthday?

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2/6 What do you never leave the house without?

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3/6 Which of these flags is best?

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4/6 What do you want for dinner?

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5/6 Which of these images strikes the biggest chord with you?

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6/6 Pick a number!

TOMMY KÄßEMODEL, the worst player in FIFA
FC Erzgebirge Aue

You are TOMMY KÄßEMODEL!

You're FIFA's worst player, but you don't care – it's not even your job! You're the kit guy, but somehow you're in a massive game, so you're basically winning at life.

PELÉ
EA Sports

You are PELÉ!

You're the greatest footballer of all time, beloved around the world and treated like a god wherever you go, although you're now a very old man. Have a cake and a nap!

CRISTIANO RONALDO
EA Sports

You are CRISTIANO RONALDO!

When you're not playing football (and scoring all the goals in the world), you can be found Instagramming pictures of your abs to your adoring fanbase.

LIONEL "LEO" MESSI
EA Sports

You are LIONEL "LEO" MESSI!

You're an amazing footballer, and like to concentrate just on the game itself, leaving the weird celebrity bits to the rest of 'em. Good work!