What's Your FIFA Rating?

Every year, FIFA calculates a range of top player's ratings, based on skills like pace, shooting, passing, dribbling and more! Do you enjoy participating in the beautiful game and wonder what your FIFA rating would be? Just by answering a series of simple footie-based questions, this personality quiz will give you the definitive answer!

1/10

First thing first. Where do you normally play?

Defence

I tend to play in midfield

I try to play on the right hand side as that's my strongest foot

Wherever really – I'm just happy to play!

2/10

How would you describe your playing style?

Determined

Creative and generous

Like a dog running after some sausages

I like to try my best

3/10

Would you describe yourself as a quick runner?

Like lightning on roller-skates

Pretty, pretty quick

I'm fairly quick for the first hour, then I tend to save my energy

I love to jog, if that counts

4/10

If your team were awarded a penalty, would you take it?

If I needed to

I'd be willing to take it, sure

It depends – I don't usually take penalties

I think I'd be too nervous, actually

5/10

What about a direct free kick?

I prefer to be ready for the counter attack

I'd be involved in the set-piece – it depends what the situation calls for

I'd have a go, certainly

Same thing, really – I don't thrive under that kind of pressure

6/10

How important is winning to you?

It's everything

It's very important – it's a competitive game, after all

It's all about the taking part, but sure, a win would be nice

I'd certainly try my best

7/10

How do you celebrate a goal?

Hug my team mates

Point at the crowd and enjoy the moment

Celebrate with a cool dance

I've not score a goal yet, but I'd do a cartwheel or something

8/10

Which player do you model yourself on?

All of England's greatest defenders

Erland Haaland

Lionel Messi

My mate Keith – he's pretty good, actually

9/10

Could you switch positions if the manager's tactics called for it?

Sure, but I think defending is my strongest role

I'm a team player, so I would do what is required

I'd prefer to play in my best position – it's what I'm used to

Sure, why not?

10/10

Are you a leader on the pitch?

Yes – the players look to me for inspiration

I'd be honoured to wear the armband

It's a lot of pressure, but I'd give it a go

I don't think it would be best for the team – I tripped over my own feet during training

thefa.com

Your FIFA rating is: 89

Based on FIFA 23 ratings, our special Beano football analysis team has calculated that you're the same as Barcelona and England player Lucy Bronze! You must be amazing with a rating of 89 and defend with the rugged determination of this Lioness. Well done!

realmadrid.com

Your FIFA rating is: 84

Based on FIFA 23 ratings, our special Beano football analysis team has calculated that you're the same as Real Madrid midfielder Jude Bellingham. You must play for a professional team with a score like that. Amazing!

whufc.com

Your FIFA rating is: 77

Based on FIFA 23 ratings, our special Beano football analysis team has calculated that you're the same as West Ham defender Emerson Palmieri. We reckon you're probably a solid defender who never stops competing for the ball until the referee's final whistle!

Your FIFA rating is: 21

Our special Beano football analysis team have determined that your score is 21 – that's quite low compared to Erling Haaland and Jude Bellingham. But the main thing is that you enjoy playing. You never know, with some practice, you might climb the FIFA ranking table in a few years. Never give up!

Re-take the Quiz!