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20 Dragon Jokes To Tell At Knight!

These dragon jokes are totally on fire!

Dragons are handy pets, aren’t they? They can light camp fires, start a barbecue and fly us to the shops if we’re in a hurry. Pretty good, we think you’ll agree. So, in celebration of our winged pals, here’s a round up of the hottest jokes on the internet!

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What do you do with a green dragon?

Wait for it to ripen!

What do you call a dragon in a silk gown?

A Kimono dragon!

Why do dragons never go to church at the weekend?

They only prey on weak knights!

Why are model dragons disappointing?

They’re never to scale!

Why are dragons bad at telling stories?

Because their tails tend to drag on!

Why did the dragon stop fighting with knights?

They got bored of canned food!

Why do dragons never make plans?

They like to wing it!

Why are dragons good storytellers?

Because they all have long tails!

Why was the dragon nervous on their birthday?

Toy Dinosaur blowing out a Birthday candle with cup cake on a gray background

Because they had to blow the candles out!

What does a dragon eat for a snack?

Firecrackers!

How do you get four dragons into a car?

Open the doors!

What time is it when a dragon decides to sit on your bike? 

Time to get a new bike!

What is a dragon’s favourite meal?

Hot wings!

Which side of a dragon has the most scales?

The outside!

What is a dragon’s favourite TV show?

Britain’s Got Talons!

How much does a dragon weigh?

Ask them because they’ve got scales!

What do you get if you kiss a dragon?

Burnt lips!

What do you call a dragon who can juggle?

Really talon-ted!

Why are dragons so musical?

Because they know their scales!

Why do dragons sleep during the day?

A knight and a rubber chicken

So they can fight knights!