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8 Aeroplane Jokes To Fly You to Comedy Heights

Plane LOLz - the best aeroplane jokes ever!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  August 11th 2021

Come fly with us: take a seat, lean back and relax with our complimentary puns.

It's plain sailing with these funny plane jokes.

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What stays in the corner but goes around the world?

A stamp!

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Because it was overbooked!

What do you get when you cross an aeroplane with a magician?

A flying sorcerer!

Have you ever flown on a flying carpet!

It's a rugged experience!

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?


What do you call a flying policeman?

A heli-copper!

What do you call a plane that can't take off?

An error plane!

How do rabbits travel?

By hare-oplane!