Car Jokes

Funny car jokes to send you racing to comedy success!

What happened when the frog's car broke down?

It got toad away!

Why did the spider buy a car?

He wanted to go for a spin!

What was wrong with the wooden car?

It wooden go!

Why couldn't the car play football?

It only had one boot!

Why did the man check his tyres for punctures?

Because there was a fork in the road!

What did the tornado say to the car?

Fancy going for a spin?

Why did the taxi driver lose his job?

He kept driving his customers away!

What do you call a man with a car on his head?


What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park in it, dude!

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