Are car jokes your thing! You're in the right place!
What happened when the frog's car broke down?
It got toad away!
Why did the spider buy a car?
He wanted to go for a spin!
What was wrong with the wooden car?
It wooden go!
Why couldn't the car play football?
It only had one boot!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
Why did the man check his tyres for punctures?
Because there was a fork in the road!
What did the tornado say to the car?
Fancy going for a spin?
Why did the taxi driver lose his job?
He kept driving his customers away!
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park in it, dude!