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36 Funny Car Jokes Which Will Put You In A Spin

Take a brake and check out these funny car jokes – they're wheely funny!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 13th 2021

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What car did the successful sushi chef buy?

A Rolls-Rice!

How do you get four dragons into a car?

Open the doors!

What kind of car does a cowboy drive?

Audi!

What’s a cowboy’s least favourite car?

A Cattle-lack!

Where do crabs catch trains?

King’s Crustacean!

Did you hear about the car that was made out of sausages?

Four sausages laughing at a joke

It was a banger!

What did the spider do when he got a new car?

Took it out for a spin!

Who does a foot call when his car breaks down?

A toe truck!

What kind of car do frogs prefer?

A Beetle!

What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

A lamborghini!

What does Dora the Explorer drive to a birthday party?

A Ford Fiesta!

What happened when they shut down the robot motorway?

Everyone had to take the R2-Detour!

Why did the robot sleep under a car?

He wanted to wake up oily!

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

What car does a snake drive?

An ana-Honda!

What do you call a Ford Fiesta out of gas?

A Ford Siesta!

What do you call a Spanish man who has lost his car?

Carlos!

What happened to the frog who parked on the double yellow lines?

Its car got toad!

What did Mickey Mouse say when he crashed his car?

Disney matter!

Why did the traffic light say to the car?

Hey! Don’t look, I’m about to change!

What happened when the frog’s car broke down?

He jump started it!

Two crisp packets are walking down the road. A man in a car comes along and asks if they want a ride…

“No thanks we’re Walkers!”

What does Woody say when he walks into a German car dealership?

Audi!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What should you do if Liverpool's midfield steal your car?

Call the Klopps!

What snakes do you find on cars?

Windscreen vipers!

Why should you check your tyres for punctures?

In case there's a fork in the road!

What did the tornado say to the car?

Fancy going for a spin?

Why did the taxi driver lose his job?

He kept driving his customers away!

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack!

What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park in it, dude!

What happened when the frog's car broke down?

It got toad away!

Why did the spider buy a car?

He wanted to go for a spin!

What was wrong with the wooden car?

It wooden go!

Why couldn't the car play football?

It only had one boot!

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