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Aristocats Jokes

Are you ready for these purrrfect Aristocats jokes? We hope so, cos here they are! Check out these funny Aristocats jokes that will leave you laughing!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:Β  May 7th 2022

You'll laugh your head off at these purrrrfect Aristocats jokes! Check out these hilarious jokes about everyone's favourite Disney cats, you'll be yowling with laughter! And if you liked these, we've got more Disney jokes here! Or how about these rib tickling Tangled Jokes? We've also got silly Sesame Street Jokes! And, as per usual, there's loads more jokes and giggles on our jokes hub!

Why is Marie so fancy?

Because she's purrfect!

What is Duchess's favourite magazine?

Good Mousekeeping!

What is Duchess's favourite colour?


Why was Toulouse afraid of the tree?

Because of its bark!

What does O'Malley read in the morning?

A mewspaper!

What is the Aristocats favourite film?

The Sound of Mewsic!

Why is Berlioz always so happy?

He's very paw-sitive!

Why shouldn't you play board games with an Aristocat?

They can be cheetahs!

Why were the Aristocats sitting so still?

They were getting their pawtrait done!

What time do Amelia and Abigail get up?

The quack of dawn!

What is Amelia and Abigail's favourite ballet?

The Nutquacker!

Why was Edgar fed up of being a butler?

He didn't like being ordered around in that manor!

What's another name for Edgar?

A coat hanger!

Why does O'Malley like bowling?

Because he's an alley cat!

How does Marie sing scales?


What happened when Toulouse ate a lemon?

He became a sourpuss!

What sport do the kittens play?


What do the kittens eat for breakfast?

Mice krispies!

Why are the Aristocats such great singers?

Because they're so mewsical!

How do Duchess and O'Malley end a fight?

They hiss and make up!