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Sesame Street Jokes That Will Make Oscar the Grouch Laugh!

You won't be a grouch when you see these hilarious Sesame Street jokes! We've got all the best Sesame Street jokes right here!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  April 21st 2022

These funny Sesame Street jokes are streets ahead of all the others! And if you liked these, why not check out these Pokémon jokes? Or how about these timeless Doctor Who Jokes? We've also got these pitch perfect The Voice Jokes! And we've always got more on our main jokes page!

What awards do you get on Sesame Street?


What sort of cake do you get in Sesame Street?

A Bert-Day Cake!

What do people drive on Sesame Street?

Monster trucks!

What does the Cookie Monster use for money?


What do you get if you cross a cactus with a Sesame Street character?

Prickle Me Elmo!

Why couldn't Big Bird hang out with his friends?

Because he was ostrich-sized!

There's only one vampire on Sesame Street...

At least, only one that counts!

Why did Big Bird cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

What happened if you put a Sesame Street character in a jar of brine?


Why did Oscar get told off?

For trash talking!

Bert: Want some ice cream?

Ernie: Sherbert!

Where should you visit after Sesame Street?

Thyme Square!

Why was Ernie's friend up so early?

Because the early Bert gets the worm!

What does Big Bird get when he goes to the hospital?


What do you get if you cross a muppet and some furniture?

Oscar the couch!

Why did the count take some medicine?

He was coffin too much!

Why isn't the Cookie monster allowed on the internet?

He always accepts the cookies!

How does the Cookie Monster count?

He uses nom-bers!

What's the Count's favourite fruit?


What sort of sweets does Big Bird give out?

Sesame treats!