21 Interest-ing Bank Jokes!
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Think banking is boring? Think again! These bank-themed jokes will have you rolling with laughter - in fact, you might want to grab one of these little pens that's chained to the desk and jot down your faves! We think you're in for a balanced experience!
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What did the rapper say to the banker?
“Can I postpone Malone?”
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Why are horses such great bankers?
They always get stable returns!
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What do you call it when a piece of fruit robs a bank?
A strobbery!
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“If you want to make this purchase, we will need your bank details.”
“Of course! It’s a big building with lots of money inside!”
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Why doesn’t Dracula trust banks?
He hates stakeholders!
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My bank must really like me…
They keep telling me my loan is outstanding!
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What did the tree do when its bank closed?
Started its own branch!
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Why did the man take raisins to the bank?
He wanted to set up a current account!
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What do you call a fish who works in a bank?
A loan shark!
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What did the nut say when it robbed the bank?
“Give me all the cashew have!”
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Why shouldn’t you open up a bank account at the North Pole?
All your assets will get frozen!
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Why are Irish bankers so successful?
Because their capital’s always Dublin!
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Where do otters keep their money?
In the river bank!
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Why couldn’t the skeleton rob the bank?
He didn’t have the guts!
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Don’t worry if you find banking boring…
You're not a loan!
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What do you call it when a ghost robs a bank?
A polterheist!
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Why are bank tellers great at gymnastics?
They're good at staying balanced!
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Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest!
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What did the American footballer say when he went to the bank?
“I want my quarterback!”
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Why did was the bank teller fired?
An old lady asked him to check her balance, and he tipped her over!
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Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?
They tend to lose their balance!
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