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Sun Jokes

Looking for some summer funnies? These sizzling solar wisecracks are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

These sun gags not tickling your fancy? Check out these moon jokes, summer jokes, rainbow jokes – or even these snow jokes! Whatever the weather, Beano’s amazing jokes have you covered!

And don’t forget to check out the Joke Generator! you know, just in case you somehow didn’t have enough jokes!

What do you call a sunburned librarian?

Well red!

What’s the sun’s favourite chocolate bar?

Milky Way!

When do ducks wake up?

At the quack of dawn!

Did you hear about the cowboy film about the sun?

It’s set in the west!

Why do lemons wear sun tan lotion?

Because if they don’t they’ll peel!

What type of flower grows on the surface of the sun?

An ultra-violet!

What do you call a sausage who’s been sunbathing all day?

A sunbathing sausage

Done!

Which drink makes Dracula run a mile?

Dracula and orange juice

Sunny Delight!

What happens when monkeys lie out in the sun?

They get an oranguTAN!

What do you call it when it’s raining and the sun is shining but there’s no rainbow?

A refrainbow!

What does the sun drink out of?

summer jokes

Sunglasses!

What do you do if you get rejected from a job at a sun cream factory?

Summer jokes

Reapply!

I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.

hilarious jokes

Then it dawned on me!

Bread is like the sun…

bread jokes

It rises in the yeast!

Why is the sun so smart?

Because it has over 5000 degrees!

What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?

Have peck-nics!

Which superhero spends too much time in the sun?

Cap-tan America!

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

The pupils were so bright!

How do Minecraft players avoid sunburn?

Sunblock!

Did you hear about the woman who wore sunglasses?

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She took a very dim view on things!