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24 Scorching Summer Jokes To Brighten Your Day

Things are hotting up at Beano HQ with these sizzling summer jokes!

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Last Updated:  July 22nd 2021
First Published:  January 28th 2020

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What do you call a sunburned librarian?

Well red!

What do you call Gnasher on a tropical beach?

A hot dog!

Why do lemons wear sun tan lotion?

Because if they don't they'll peel!

What's green and goes to a summer camp?

A Brussels Scout!

What do toads drink on a hot summer days?

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Ice cold croak-a-cola!

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

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A coconut on its summer holiday!

What do sheep like to do in the summer?

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Have a baa-baa-cue!

What does the sun drink out of?

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Sunglasses!

What do you call a snowman in summer?

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A puddle!

What's the best letter to have in summer?

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Iced T!

Why do owls prefer summer over autumn?

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It's too wet to woo!

What do you do if you get rejected from a job at a sun cream factory?

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Reapply!

Why did the person put extra salt on their food in the summer?

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They wanted to do summer salts!

How do you prevent a summer cold?

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Catch it in winter!

What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?

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I'm bacon!

What do bees say in summer?

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Swarm, isn't it?!

Why are teachers so rude during summer vacation?

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Because they have no class!

I heard Humpty Dumpty had a great summer...

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But he had a horrible fall!

Some seasons are cold...

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And summer hot!

What’s the most mathematical aspect of summer?

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The tan lines!

Why do robots take holidays?

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To recharge their batteries!

Knock knock! Who's there? Yoo

Yoo hoo big summer blow out!

How do Minecraft players avoid sunburn?

Sunblock!

What do snowmen do in summer?

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Chill out!

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