24 Scorching Summer Jokes To Brighten Your Day
Things are hotting up at Beano HQ with these sizzling summer jokes!
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What do you call a sunburned librarian?
What do you call Gnasher on a tropical beach?
A hot dog!
Why do lemons wear sun tan lotion?
Because if they don’t they’ll peel!
What’s green and goes to a summer camp?
A Brussels Scout!
What do toads drink on a hot summer days?
Ice cold croak-a-cola!
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on its summer holiday!
What do sheep like to do in the summer?
Have a baa-baa-cue!
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a snowman in summer?
What’s the best letter to have in summer?
Why do owls prefer summer over autumn?
It’s too wet to woo!
What do you do if you get rejected from a job at a sun cream factory?
Why did the person put extra salt on their food in the summer?
They wanted to do summer salts!
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in winter!
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
What do bees say in summer?
Swarm, isn’t it?!
Why are teachers so rude during summer vacation?
Because they have no class!
I heard Humpty Dumpty had a great summer…
But he had a horrible fall!
Some seasons are cold…
And summer hot!
What’s the most mathematical aspect of summer?
The tan lines!
Why do robots take holidays?
To recharge their batteries!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Yoo
Yoo hoo big summer blow out!
How do Minecraft players avoid sunburn?
What do snowmen do in summer?