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24 Scorching Summer Jokes To Brighten Your Day

Things are hotting up at Beano HQ with these sizzling summer jokes!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  November 9th 2021

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What do you call a sunburned librarian?

Well red!

What do you call Gnasher on a tropical beach?

A hot dog!

Why do lemons wear sun tan lotion?

Because if they don't they'll peel!

What's green and goes to a summer camp?

A Brussels Scout!

What do toads drink on a hot summer days?

Ice cold croak-a-cola!

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What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

A coconut on its summer holiday!

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What do sheep like to do in the summer?

Have a baa-baa-cue!

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What does the sun drink out of?

Sunglasses!

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What do you call a snowman in summer?

A puddle!

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What's the best letter to have in summer?

Iced T!

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Why do owls prefer summer over autumn?

It's too wet to woo!

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What do you do if you get rejected from a job at a sun cream factory?

Reapply!

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Why did the person put extra salt on their food in the summer?

They wanted to do summer salts!

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How do you prevent a summer cold?

Catch it in winter!

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What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?

I'm bacon!

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What do bees say in summer?

Swarm, isn't it?!

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Why are teachers so rude during summer vacation?

Because they have no class!

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I heard Humpty Dumpty had a great summer...

But he had a horrible fall!

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Some seasons are cold...

And summer hot!

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What’s the most mathematical aspect of summer?

The tan lines!

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Why do robots take holidays?

To recharge their batteries!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Yoo

Yoo hoo big summer blow out!

How do Minecraft players avoid sunburn?

Sunblock!

What do snowmen do in summer?

Chill out!

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