Skip to main content
Subscribe to our Beano comic! Click Here
Beano Comic

20 Dodgeball Jokes That You Won't Want To Miss!

These dodgeball jokes are the best thing on and off the court! Check out these funny dodgeball jokes and see which one is your favourite!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  June 10th 2024

Don't dodge these great dodgeball jokes! We promise they aren't foul! Take a look at these 20 funny dodgeball jokes we've put together and see which one is your favourite! Liked these? How about some more silly sports puns? We've got these very funny football jokes! And how about these brilliant badminton jokes? You might even enjoy some terrible tennis jokes! And there's even more laughs and jokes on our main jokes hub!

What do you get if you mix a team sport and a renowned British actress?

Patricia Hodge-ball!

What game does Rodger the Dodger like the most?

Rodge Dodge ball!

What game do you play in a cabin?


Why don't grasshoppers play dodgeball?

They prefer cricket!

Why did the dodgeball coach bring pencils and paper to a dodgeball game?

He was hoping for a draw!

What sport can you play at the fairground?


What sport do you play outdoors?


What do you get if you cross a meme and a sport?


Why was Cinderella so good at dodgeball?

She kept running away from the ball!

Why do kings play dodgeball?

Because they rule the court!

What's a Labrador's favourite sport?


What's a goalie's favourite movie?


Why was Cinderella so bad at dodgeball?

Because her coach was a pumpkin!

I'm bad at dodgeball...

I'll put my hands up and admit it!

Why was the chicken so bad at dodgeball?

It kept committing fowls!

What lights up a gym hall?

A dodgeball MATCH!

Why did the small ghost join the dodgeball team?

They needed a little team spirit!

Where do dodgeball players go to dance?

The dodge-ball!

Why did the dodgeball quit?

It was tired of being pushed around!

Why are dodgeball games always so cool?

The hall is full of fans!