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14 Funny Tennis Jokes Serving Up LOLz

Check out these ace tennis jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:Β  December 22nd 2021

It's game, set and match with these bouncy tennis jokes!

Make sure you get your catch of football jokes, rugby jokes, Wimbledon jokes and sports jokes too.

What kind of phone does Serena Williams own?

An iPhone 10S!

Why should you never go to a tennis player for a confidence boost?

They give back handed compliments!

Which state has the most tennis players?


Why do tennis players have high self-esteem?

They never think they have any faults!

When does a British tennis match end?

When it's Wimble-DONE!

What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?

See you round!

What time do tennis players go to bed?


A smiling tennis ball

In tennis, what do you serve but never eat?

Tennis balls!

Where do tennis players go to dance?

A tennis ball!

Why should you never marry a tennis player?

Because, to them, love means nothing!

What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a tennis court?


Why don’t fish play tennis?

They’re scared of the net!

What game do horses like best?

Stable tennis!

Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because every player raises a racket!

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