The beautiful game might sometimes make you pull your hair out, but our funny football jokes will help to put a grin on your face. These are the best football jokes from Beano!
Why don't fish play football?
They're scared of nets!
Did you hear about the football pitch NASA built on the moon?
They used astroturf!
What blows at 100mph and always scores?
Who's the most dangerous footballer?
Why is Ronaldo's bedroom always tidy?
Because he's not Messi!
Who's the slipperiest footballer?
Who was the horse's favourite footballer?
What's healthy and scores a lot of goals?
Which footballer makes the best coffee?
Who was the sheep's favourite footballer?
What's the chilliest football ground?
Why can’t Cinderella play football?
Her coach is a pumpkin!
Which football team loves ice cream?
Why couldn't the car play football?
It only had one boot!
Are lightning bolts good at football?
No, they're shocking!
How do footballers stay cool?
They sit next to their fans!
Why should you never break up with a football?
Because they're keepers!
How did Scrooge end up with the football?
The ghost of Christmas passed!
Who's scaly, cold-blooded and plays at Stamford Bridge?
Mauricio Pochettino must have hurt his leg...
He always uses a Kane!