Wimbledon Jokes

Take a swing at our hilarious collection of giggle inducing Wimbledon jokes!

Prepare to hit your boredom out of the park and make a racket laughing! 

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What did Novak say when he won Wimbledon?

It was a Djokovic-tory!

What does Andy Murray drink when playing at Wimbledon?

Deuce!

What tennis tournament does Djoko-fish play?

Grand clam!

When does Serena Williams train for Wimbledon?

Be forehand!

What's a tennis player's favourite chocolate?

Federrero rocher!

Why should you never go to a tennis player for a confidence boost?

They give back handed compliments!

What do players at Wimbledon eat on Halloween?

Strawberries and scream!

When does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish!

Which state has the most tennis players?

Tennis-ee!

Which tennis tournament never closes?

The U.S. Open!

Why do tennis players have high self-esteem?

They never think they have any faults!

What was the celebrity tennis player’s favorite city?

Volleywood!

Why do tennis players never change light bulbs?

They refused to admit it was out!

Why do they serve strawberries at Wimbledon?

Because they're delicious!

Why do waiters play tennis so well?

They are amazing at serving!

Which planet is best at tennis?

Venus!

What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?

Who's making all that racket!

Which Wimbledon player has wind?

Andre Agassi!

My Wimbledon opponenent wasn't happy with my serve...

He kept returning it!

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