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20 Cute Jokes To Tell Your Crush

These jokes will be a laugh if not a love! Check out these 20 cute jokes and then try them out on your crush - you never know what might happen!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 1st 2024

Your crush will LOVE these silly romantic jokes! Check out these jokes and then try them out on your crush! We can't promise they'll fall for you, but at least you might have a good laugh! Liked this? How about these soppy Valentines Jokes? Or maybe you're ready for some classic Roses are Red jokes? You might even like these One Liner jokes! And if you still want more, check out hundreds of jokes on our main jokes hub!

Why did one zoo worker propose to another?

She was a keeper!

What did one barista say to another?

I love you a latte!

What did one baker say to another?

I knead you!

What's the most romantic food?

A date!

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

Are you a telephone?

I'd like to give you a ring!

Are you a cat?

I have a feline we have a connection!

We're like socks...

We'd make a great pair!

What did one ghost say to another?

Will you be my ghoul-friend?

What do snakes do when they are in love?

Give each other hugs and hisses!

Are you French?

Because Eiffel for you!

Why are skunks so romantic?

They're very scent-imental!

Have you seen two octopus in love?

They go arm in arm in arm in arm in arm!

Why was the calligrapher happy?

She found Mr. Write!

What did one artist say to another?

I love you with all of my art!

What one the parachutist say to the other?

I'm falling for you!

Did you hear about the vampire couple?

It was love at first bite!

Why did the zombies break up?

Because romance is dead!

What did one fish say to another?

You've go me hooked!

What did one florist say to another?

You make my life rosy!