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Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Because, to them, love means nothing!
What do squirrels give each other on Valentine's Day?
What happened when the candle went dating?
It found the perfect match!
What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts and watts!
What did the caveman give his Valentine?
Ugs and kisses!
What do you call a small Valentine's Day card?
What do farmers give their partners on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses!
This Valentine's Day I expect to be inundated!
Sorry, I meant: in, undated!
What did one pig say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Don't go bacon my heart!
What do you call two birds in love?
Why should you never break up with a football?
Because they're keepers!
Why do boats go on dates?
They're looking for row-mance!
Who did Dracula go on a date with?
Why did the magnet go on lots of dates?
He was very attractive!