September 30th 2020

Dance Jokes

Get moving with these funny dance jokes!

byBeano Jokes Team

The music's playing, the dance-floor awaits... here's our collection of the best funny dance jokes for you to get down to.

When you're done here, check out our silly jokes, knock knock jokes, or perhaps our What did...? jokes will take your fancy!

Why is the number 22 so good at dancing?

It has tu tus!

I was addicted to the hokey pokey...

but thankfully I turned myself around!

What do you call a dancing sheep?

A baa-lerina!

What's a LEGO's favourite dance?

Square dancing!

Why was Cinderella terrible at tap dancing?

She kept losing her shoes!

Why is tap dancing so dangerous?

You might fall in the sink!

Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?


Where do tennis players go to dance?

A tennis ball!

Where would you find snowmen dancing?

At a snowball!

What dance do tin openers do?

The can-can!

How do hens dance?

Chick to chick!

Why did the tap dancer give up?

He kept falling in the sink!

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

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