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18 Dance Jokes to Put a Spring In Your Step

Get moving with these funny dance jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:Β  December 22nd 2021

The music's playing, the dance-floor awaits... here's our collection of the best funny dance jokes for you to get down to.

When you're done here, check out our silly jokes, knock knock jokes, or perhaps our What did...? jokes will take your fancy!

What is a taco's favourite type of dance?


A surprised and excited looking Taco

What is a fox's favourite dance move?

The foxtrot?

A fox on its hind legs wearing black shoes

What do you call a pink bird who is excellent at Spanish dancing?

A flamingo dancer!

A pink flamingo

Why aren’t dogs good dancers?

They've got 2 left feet!

A laughing banana and a cheeky dog

What's a snake's favourite dance?

The Mamba!

A snake and a sheep laughing

Why is the number 22 so good at dancing?

It has tu tus!

number jokes

I was addicted to the hokey pokey...

but thankfully I turned myself around!

one liner jokes

What do you call a dancing sheep?

A baa-lerina!

What's a LEGO's favourite dance?

Square dancing!

Why was Cinderella terrible at tap dancing?

She kept losing her shoes!

Why is tap dancing so dangerous?

You might fall in the sink!

Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?


christmas jokes

Where do tennis players go to dance?

A tennis ball!

Where would you find snowmen dancing?

At a snowball!

What dance do tin openers do?

The can-can!

How do hens dance?

Chick to chick!

Why did the tap dancer give up?

He kept falling in the sink!

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

Food jokes