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20 Random Jokes To Brighten Your Day

These random jokes are all set to make you giggle, guffaw, chortle and chuckle! You'll love these silly puns! Check them out and put a smile on your face!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  March 23rd 2024

These random jokes are sure to make you smile and giggle! With more random puns than a chocolate teapot, we've got all your silly joke needs covered! How about checking out these chicken jokes to make you chuckle? We've got these delightful dog jokes for all animal lovers! Or how about some cringy worthy dad jokes to share with the dad in your life? And of course, there's even more random and silly jokes on our main jokes hub!

What's yellow and deadly?

Shark infested custard!

What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!

What cheese doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese!

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise!

What's full of singing cows and wins awards?

A moosical!

What's green and will hurt you if it falls out of a tree?

A pool table!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other side!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

Up his sleevies!

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea!

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar!

How does Darth Vader prefer his coffee?

On the dark side!

What's the most musical part of a fish?

The scales!

What sort of trunks can't you wear to go swimming?

Elephant trunks!

Why do tigers have stripes?

So they don't get spotted!

What do you call a dinosaur with bad eyesight?

A do-you-think-he-saurus!

Which bird is the most positive?

A peli-CAN!

What did zero say to eight?

'Nice belt!'