Bear Jokes

These bear-faced jokes will be sure to get you grinning - the best funny bear jokes from Beano!

Laugh until you can't bear it any longer with these jokes - and when you're done here, giggle along with the rest of the animal kingdom with our funny animal jokes.

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Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding?

Because he was stuffed!

How do you fry a black and white bear?

With a pan-duh!

What do you call a bear without any teeth?

A gummy bear!

What do you do if you find a bear in your toilet?

Let him finish!

Why was the bear spoiled?

People always panda'd to him!

Who's the silliest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear!

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they look silly wearing kagoules!

What is a bear’s favourite drink?


What do you call bear with no ears?

A b!

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