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Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding?
Because he was stuffed!
How do you fry a black and white bear?
With a pan-duh!
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
What do you do if you find a bear in your toilet?
Let him finish!
Why was the bear spoiled?
People always panda'd to him!
Who's the silliest animal in the jungle?
The polar bear!
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing kagoules!
What is a bear’s favourite drink?
What do you call bear with no ears?