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20 Funny Bear Jokes That Are Genuinely Paws-some

These bear-faced jokes will be sure to get you grinning - the best funny bear jokes from Beano!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 11th 2021

Laugh until you can't bear it any longer with these jokes - and when you're done here, giggle along with the rest of the animal kingdom with our funny animal jokes.

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Ranger: What do you do if you see grizzly bear in the woods? Camper: I'll run away and climb a tree...

Ranger: What!? You'll climb a tree with a bear behind?

What do pandas pack for camping trips?

The bear necessities!

What do you need for a wedding in the jungle?

A flower gorilla and a ring bear!

Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they're black and white!

What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?

Peter Panda!

Why did the panda get fired from their job?

He would only do the BEAR minimum!

Why don't bears like fast food?

Because they can't catch it!

How do you apologise to a koala?

BEAR your heart and sole!

What do you call a wet bear!

A drizzly bear!

Why do polar bears like bald men?

Because they have a great, white, bear place!

Why was there only ever one Yogi Bear?

Because when they tried to make a second one, they made a Boo Boo!

How do you catch a fish without a fishing rod?

With your BEAR hands!

What do you call bears without ears?


Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding?

Because he was stuffed!

How do you fry a black and white bear?

With a pan-duh!

What do you call a bear without any teeth?

A gummy bear!

What is a bear’s favourite drink?


What do you do if you find a bear in your toilet?

Let it finish!

Why was the bear spoiled?

People always panda'd to him!

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they look silly wearing kagoules!

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