There are the super buff ones
and the mad professor types
The EPIC ones
and the photo-bombers
There are early birds
and not-so early birds
There are rock chicks
and gangsta flappers
(and those with more classical tastes)
Some take hours getting their make-up just right
And others are just naturally fabulous!
And some... some are just like, 'Whatever!'
And that's it! That's all the types there are. No more. The End. Forever.
'WAIT! WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE??!'
oh right....and, course, the late ones!