20 Beehive Jokes To Make You Hum With Laughter!
There's a lot of buzz around these super hilarious beehive jokes!
Bees are already funny, but their houses are just as hilarious! Join the hive of hilarity - and when you're done, BEE sure to check out some more of our jokes! Have a laugh with butterflies, bugs and frogs!
I’d tell you a joke about beehives…
But I’m keeping it for myself!
What do you call the doorbell on a beehive?
A hum dinger!
How does a queen bee get around her hive?
She’s throne!
What do you get if you drop a piano on a beehive?
B flat!
What starts with b and is full of b's?
A beehive!
What’s a bee’s favourite hairstyle?
A beehive!
What do you call a bee who works from their hive?
A small buzz-ness owner!
Where does a bee keep its old hives?
In a wax museum!
Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?
He had hives!
What should you say when you leave a bee’s home?
“Hive a nice day!”
What did one bee say to the other?
“Hive never felt this way before!”
Why do bees love Burger King?
They can hive it their way!
Why do bees stay in their beehives all winter?
S'warm!
How do bees greet each other?
Hive fives!
What was the bee’s favourite ABBA song?
“I hive a dream!”
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives!
What do you call a beehive with no exits?
Un-bee-leave-able!
What do bees do when their friend moves into a new hive?
They throw them a house swarming party!
What do you say to a naughty bee?
“Beehive yourself!”
How do you get into a beehive?
You have to earn your stripes!
