20 Brain Jokes To Laugh Your Head Off At!
These funny brain jokes will have you laughing your head off!
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How do brains say hello?
With a brain wave!

What kind of fish performs brain surgery?
A Neuro-Sturgeon!

Why didn't the brain take a bath?
It didn't want to get brainwashed!

What do you get if you mix rain and brains?
A brain storm!

What does a brain wear?
A thinking cap!

What happens when a brain gets scared?
It loses its nerve!

What kind of insect eats brains?
A zom-bee!

How do you turn a brain into water?
Take away the 'b' !

Why shouldn't you argue with a fictional character?
Their minds are made up!

What keeps working even after its fired?
A neuron!

What do you call an empty skull?
A no-brainer!

What did the patient say to the brain surgeon?
'Let me give you a piece of my mind!'

I told the doctor I didn't want brain surgery...
But they changed my mind!

What's a brain's favourite boat?
A blood vessel!

Why do brains put chocolate under their pillows?
To have sweet dreams!

'Doctor, doctor, there's an elephant on my head!'
'I can see you have a lot on your mind'

Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!

Why did the brain put on mascara and blusher?
It wanted to make up its mind!

What do you call a brain working in a bank?
The head manager!

What do you call a brain with a fish in it?
A think tank!

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